V-O-R-T-E-X's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lord of the Condoms]

not only did i think this was gay..but......

it wasn't funny....it was retarded...and for god sakes...YOU DID TEXT IN ENGLISH AND THE WORDS IN SPANISH... newgrounds.com is based on an AMERICAN flash website..if your gonna put your foriegn crap in then at least do it in OUR language. you fuck.

Parasito responds:

Look asshole, first of all, I saw your movie, it was a real pice of shit, and second, It's not my fault that you're and ass, cos besides of talking just 1 laguangem you can't read fast enough...And I'll keep uploading shit in spanish if I want to, you fucking racist, I could get you banned for that.

[Ugly Girl! (Locks)]

Great Job

That was pretty cool...AND I LOVE WEIRD AL. lol....By the way...how do you become a lock???
See there is like a mini newgrounds battle between the clocks...and the locks...and I'm all for the locks..but how do you get to be part of them.

Plz answer

Simkisss responds:

Well, go to www.locklegion.net and sign up thats all there is too it mate! welcome to lock legion

[Strong Bad Switch Ad]

WTF

That didn't even SOUND like strongbad.

[The Vortex Ep 3]

Not Bad!

Its got my name in the title...that's a plus.

XwaynecoltX responds:

In responce to V_O_R_T_E_X (04/11/04)

AAAAkkkk Its the Vortex aaaak, no i didnt plan for it that way but its all good, thanks for the review...

~X~

[Fantastic Realm Chapter 1]

WOW....

How do you do it man. I look at it and just think to myself....He must have spent hours. All the different backgrounds and different angles of view. Very well done. I gave you a 10 on graphics because the graphics were top notch. Sound only got an 8. Not because the sound was bad, but I had to struggle to hear a couple parts. No biggy. Interactivity was a 7 cuz you had a few buttons in there. Humor got a five cuz that goofy 1 toothed kid made me laugh. There wasn't much for violence, and since this is the first chapter I'm not suprised. It's just gettin into the story. Which brings me to style. Style I gave you a 10 because of how original this Flash is. You came up with your own plot and storyline. GREAT JOB!! Keep it up.

I'm not an expert at Flash, and I'm not a newbie either. But if you have the time, I would love to hear a few good tips. You can email me at [e-mail] if your interested in helpin a fan out.

[...Be My Valentine...]

Not bad

You probably would have gotten a better score if you had waited to submit this until Valentine's Day. Overall, it wasn't a bad flash. You have potential to do better. Work on you Zooming, It felt like the buildings, and the hill, just kinda popped onto the screen. Keep up the work.

4leggedfreakonwheels responds:

Yeah i know I'm fixing that as i speak and some otehr little stuff too...so my bad

["Lame" Episode 1 (Part 2)]

LOL

Great job...Your already under my favorites. That was awesome...I can't wait til March to see episode 2.

[How Would You Feel??]

STOP IT!

WOULD YOU FUCKNUTS STOP USING SPRITES. I've only seen one sprite that I accually liked. But still, this is a website for flash. You may be using flash, but your not drawing your own characters. Your steeling images and using frame by frame to make them move and say STUPID shit. I give you a zero on your review AND you Votes. YOU SUCK THEIF.

J-Smooth responds:

OMG DUDE. Did you not understand the point of the movie? Jesus Christ....

["Waterman" Ep. III]

That was the greatest ever.

I added you to my favorite author waterman...lol You shit rocks. AAHHH It's a talking pile of wine guzzling mash potatoes...lol Where did that come from...and when jesus burnt his finger... Oh My Dad....lol Your the best man.