V-O-R-T-E-X's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lord of the Condoms]

not only did i think this was gay..but......

it wasn't funny....it was retarded...and for god sakes...YOU DID TEXT IN ENGLISH AND THE WORDS IN SPANISH... newgrounds.com is based on an AMERICAN flash website..if your gonna put your foriegn crap in then at least do it in OUR language. you fuck.

Parasito responds:

Look asshole, first of all, I saw your movie, it was a real pice of shit, and second, It's not my fault that you're and ass, cos besides of talking just 1 laguangem you can't read fast enough...And I'll keep uploading shit in spanish if I want to, you fucking racist, I could get you banned for that.

[Ugly Girl! (Locks)]

Great Job

That was pretty cool...AND I LOVE WEIRD AL. lol....By the way...how do you become a lock???
See there is like a mini newgrounds battle between the clocks...and the locks...and I'm all for the locks..but how do you get to be part of them.

Plz answer

Simkisss responds:

Well, go to www.locklegion.net and sign up thats all there is too it mate! welcome to lock legion

[The Vortex Ep 3]

Not Bad!

Its got my name in the title...that's a plus.

XwaynecoltX responds:

In responce to V_O_R_T_E_X (04/11/04)

AAAAkkkk Its the Vortex aaaak, no i didnt plan for it that way but its all good, thanks for the review...

~X~

[...Be My Valentine...]

Not bad

You probably would have gotten a better score if you had waited to submit this until Valentine's Day. Overall, it wasn't a bad flash. You have potential to do better. Work on you Zooming, It felt like the buildings, and the hill, just kinda popped onto the screen. Keep up the work.

4leggedfreakonwheels responds:

Yeah i know I'm fixing that as i speak and some otehr little stuff too...so my bad

[How Would You Feel??]

STOP IT!

WOULD YOU FUCKNUTS STOP USING SPRITES. I've only seen one sprite that I accually liked. But still, this is a website for flash. You may be using flash, but your not drawing your own characters. Your steeling images and using frame by frame to make them move and say STUPID shit. I give you a zero on your review AND you Votes. YOU SUCK THEIF.

J-Smooth responds:

OMG DUDE. Did you not understand the point of the movie? Jesus Christ....

[Ballhicular Manslaughter]

WTF

For one...that wasn't funny in any way. Two, it had NO audio. And three, how the hell did you manage to make this piece of shit a 4 hour project.

Krasher666 responds:

1. Too bad. It took a minute of your time.
2. So? I'm a lazy bastard.
3. Firstly, 3-4 hours. It takes time when you're drawing frame by frame, no motion tweening. It all has to look at least somewhat smooth, etc. Thus, about 3-4 hours. And I never said it was hard work; I did it while doing other things and generally being lazy about it. Now, I'd like to ask you how it took you 4 hours of HARD WORK to make http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=147913 where you simply drew a background and a couple of nearly identical characters, motion tweened one of them, and put some music in the background.
Now, I never set this up to be a big hit, I never expected high scores. I was just bored. So pointing out the flaws in it isn't going to get you anywhere.

[The Runaway Cow!!!]

What the hell.

Oh that's real funny. Haha. Cow shit. .......YOU'RE FUCKING GAY......and you got that music from the chocobo mix flash.

Mechmar responds:

Actually I got the music from the Audio Portal.
I didn't steal from another flash movie.

[FrenchProject:Jungle Jam]

Well.....

It just didn't seem to have a plot.....quite frankly......IT WAS BORING!

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